See, this is where the conspiracy went wrong...
If the "birther" conspiracy were true, they should have had Obama being (not)born in West Virginia instead of in Hawaii.
That way instead of a boring official state document to argue over, like this one
they could have something pretty like this:
So far West Virginia only has the two "heirloom" birth certificates -- oops, "Certificate[s] of Birth" -- the quilt and the scenic view. I'm expecting one with the WVU logo or maybe NASCAR logos, like you can get on license plates, to appear soon.
(This is a WV Scenic License Plate.
The one on my car is this style, but it has numbers on it instead of saying "SCENIC", of course.)