If the "birther" conspiracy were true, they should have had Obama being (not)born in West Virginia instead of in Hawaii.
That way instead of a boring official state document to argue over, like this one
they could have something pretty like this:
So far West Virginia only has the two "heirloom" birth certificates -- oops, "Certificate[s] of Birth" -- the quilt and the scenic view. I'm expecting one with the WVU logo or maybe NASCAR logos, like you can get on license plates, to appear soon.
(This is a WV Scenic License Plate.
The one on my car is this style, but it has numbers on it instead of saying "SCENIC", of course.)